Ben: "Dad, what's Kriff?"
Luke: "Well son... remember our trip to Endor. Yeah, that wasn't palpy's ghost"
— Luke skywalker giving his son 'the talk'

To kriff was to have relations. It was a wonderful word, as it could be used to refer to motherkriffer, sisterkriffer, bantha-kriffer, bugkriffer or, for a double-profanity, sithkriffer. When a Sith and a sithkriffer got together, they would have sithspawn. A very common user of the word kriff was Mara Jade.

"Kriff! Kriff! Kriff!"
―Mara, on numerous occasions
This article is called Kriff. Kriff has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Kriff can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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