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When Kyle Katarn and Mara Jade agreed to learn about the Force together, sometimes things got a little tense...


MaraConvo
So, as I was saying, Kyle...


KyleConvo
...


MaraConvo
Uh, Kyle?


KyleConvo
...


MaraConvo
Coruscant to Kyle...come in, Kyle...


KyleConvo
...eh? What? Oh, sorry Mara. I was distracted by my beard.


MaraConvo
You keep picking at that thing, it'll never grow in all the way.


KyleConvo
Oh, like you would know. Grown any beards lately?


MaraConvo
...


KyleConvo
I thought not.


KyleConvo
So... what were you saying?


MaraConvo
sigh...


MaraConvo
The Force! You know, that energy field that binds the universe together, that makes life grow and all that jazz? Our whole reason for being together? Ring any bells in that oversized gasbag of ego you call a head?


KyleConvo
Oh yeah, now I remember.


KyleConvo
By the way, did you know that I invented hyperspace?


MaraConvo
No. You did not invent hyperspace, Kyle. Can we get back to what we were doing?


KyleConvo
Oh, that reminds me, my Bryar pistol needs cleaning.


MaraConvo
Look, Kyle, if you don't put down the kriffing weed and start to take this thing seriously, I'm going back to Luke.


KyleConvo
Did I ever tell you about how I speared Boc in the gut with nothing but Force-energy?


MaraConvo
Did I ever tell you about how I conquered two Grand Moffs, sixteen Moffs, twelve pirate bases, and at least one rogue Dark Jedi? Of course I haven't, because that would be bragging.


MaraConvo
If the next thing out of your mouth isn't instructions on how to perform a useful Force power, I'm going to leave your ass right here.


KyleConvo
...


MaraConvo
...


KyleConvo
...


MaraConvo
...


KyleConvo
Did I ever—


MaraConvo
That's it, buster, you're on your own. And don't expect me to go looking for you or bail you out of trouble ever again.


several hours later...


KyleConvo
I wonder if Jan is still 'available'...
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