Lajos Skywalker

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Lajos Skywalker: "Back off!"
Chewbacca: "<roars>"
Lajos Skywalker: "Fuck it! Ah, sorry..."
— Lajos Skywalker attempting to chase Chewie away while talking on the phone.[src]
Skywalker lajos

Lajos as a soldier.

Lajos Skywalker, also known as Skywalker Lajos or the stupid farmer who didn't know what a Wookiee is was a person from Tatooine (like everyone else). He primary produced water... no, farmed moisture and sold it to have enough money to drink. He was a relative of Wormie and Annie, whose degenerated behavior was partly due to his alcoholism (dude, he drank a barrel of beer and gave the rest to Wormie's pets, or poured it on Annie's girlfriend). So, when Wormie's womp rats died of methyl posioning and Amidala went crazy, the two children beat Lajos up and stole his pub money, which eventually led to the Battle of the Skywalker moisture farm.

This article is called Lajos Skywalker. Lajos Skywalker has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Lajos Skywalker can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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