Lando Calrissian
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- "Ah, I can feel the wind flowing through my butt crack, and it's cool."
- ―Lando
Lando Calrissian was a pimp and frequent attendee of the Cloud Disco on Cloud City, and he was the most happenin' dude in the galaxy. The Sith offered to make him a Darth out of sheer coolness. He turned it down. That was bad. The Jedi wanted to make him a master so they could 'save' his sorry behind. He turned it down. That was good. Then he called every body together for a Super Carbonite Rave Party. Nobody turned him down. That was trippin'.
Towards the end of his life, Lando, through luck in a Sabacc card game became the Chief Baron Administrator to Lando Lakes Butter Company.
[Edit] Known Powers
Sheer coolness.
The ability to down a tankard of Blue Milk in one go.
He was occasionally seen with a building-sized afro which held the special ability to destroy a planet with a single bounce.
His greatest power however would have to be the infamous Colt 45, which created the overwhelming effect of making "everything go down smooth".
[Edit] See also
- His brother: Mando Calrissian
- His other brother: Takeoffo Calrissian
- Fetal Calrissian
- His other other brother: Rambo Calrissian
