31 BBY, Socorro
|Chronological and political information|
- "My name is Sheik Adeel Bin Anwar"
Lando Calrissian was a card player, gambler, scoundrel, and later a general. He was a pimp and frequent attendee of the Cloud Disco on Cloud City, and he was the most happenin' dude in the galaxy. The Sith offered to make him a Darth out of sheer coolness. He turned it down. That was bad. The Jedi wanted to make him a master so they could 'save' his sorry behind. He turned it down. That was good. Then he called every body together for a Super Carbonite Rave Party. Nobody turned him down. That butt he had was SEXY with a capital S..
Towards the end of his life, Lando, through luck in a Sabacc card game became the Chief Baron Administrator to Lando Lakes Butter Company.
The ability to down a tankard of blue milk in one go.
He was occasionally seen with a building-sized afro which held the special ability to destroy a planet with a single bounce.
His greatest power however would have to be the infamous Colt 45, which created the overwhelming effect of making "everything go down smooth". He later regretted doing said commercials after being killed by Mace Windu's angry spirit while drinking said drink.
- His son:Solo Calrissan
- His brother: Mando Calrissian
- His other brother: Takeoffo Calrissian
- Fetal Calrissian
- His other other brother: Rambo Calrissian
Behind the scenesEdit
In the Japanese dub, God Himself voiced Lando Calrissian under the pseudonym "Norio Wakamoto", "Norio" being Japanese for "Man of Law". This resulted in Lando becoming the most popular Star Wars character of all time in Japan, with many strange Japanese snacks, pachinko machines, arcade games and coconut-flavored energy drinks being slapped with Lando's image on them, and Lando becoming the main character of Super Star War Fight Z.