This article is about a food product. For the sort of Lays Fanboys never get, see Relations.

"Lays, turn your T.V on!"
―Lays motto

Lays were chips that make you 500 pounds fatter in one nibble. They were created to make fat people, and make them do nothing but sit in a chair for the rest of their lives watching T.V. The Empire searched for these chips to use for torture.

Flavours Edit

Lays have over 9000 flavours,but here are some examples

  • Toothpaste and orange
  • Couch
  • haggis and watermelon
  • Cheesy garlic bread
  • Egg and bacon
  • Macaroni and cheese
  • Fish and chips
  • Sausage and baked beans
  • Chicken and waffles
  • Mushrooms and kill the Jedi
  • Raw meat
  • Crab spice
  • Fish fingers and custard
  • Butterbeer
  • Disappointment
  • Pepperoni and dog fart
  • Darth Elmo and curry puff
  • mixed seafood Iraq government office surface
  • A is to the lake best
  • The palace explodes diced chicken
  • Husband and wife lung slices
  • Exterminate captalsim lobster package
This article is called Lays. Lays has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Lays can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.