This article is about a food product. For the sort of Lays Fanboys never get, see Relations.

"Lays, turn your T.V on!"
―Lays motto

Lays were chips that make you 500 pounds fatter in one nibble. They were created to make fat people, and make them do nothing but sit in a chair for the rest of their lives watching T.V. The Empire searched for these chips to use for torture.

This article is called Lays. Lays has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Lays can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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