Lifesabre

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"Suck on this."

―Palpy offering a Lifesabre to a new apperentice

Lifesabres were a brand of candy sold across the Galaxy that were shaped like little light sabres and had a rich, tangy flavour accompanied by the buzz associated with a candy lightsaber slicing through your innards. They were favorites of Darth Emo.