"Suck on this."
Palpy offering a Lifesabre to a new apperentice

Lifesabres were a brand of candy sold across the Galaxy that were shaped like little light sabres and had a rich, tangy flavour accompanied by the buzz associated with a candy lightsaber slicing through your innards. They were favorites of Darth Emo.

This article is called Lifesabre. Lifesabre has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Lifesabre can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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