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|Chronological and political information|
- "Link, mah boiii, the destruction of this planet is what all great warriors strive for!"
- ―The King, to Link
Link was created for the Super Smash Bros. Brawl video game. He and the others were discovered by Darth Squidward. Their organization was against planet destruction because Darth Squidward couldn't blow up a planet while his old rival SpongeBob Squarepants could.
The team was led by Mario. It was made up of all boys, but a girl named Samus blew it. The remaining eleven members had to deal with Darth Vader, who spared Pikachu. Link was eager to fight but was beheaded by Vader, making him the first member to be killed. The stormtroopers opened fire on Mario's brother Luigi. Mario then took out a ton of troops while his teammates were all PWN3D by Vader. Darth Vader forced Mario to watch while I impregnated all 4 and 1/2 of his girlfriends. Mario was the last to die because Vader impaled him.
There is no legacy...yet
Long before Darth Vader ever had a chance to PWN gay masochistic porn stars, Link starred in Soulcalibur II and did it with Talim. Take that, child molesters! However, ten minutes after news of Link's death came out, Talim admitted that she faked it with Link.