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Biographical information
Homeworld

Some kingdom

Born

r u a nrd?

Died

u r a nrd!

Physical description
Species

elf

Gender

Male

Hair color

blond

Personal shit
Butt buddies
Asshole enemies

Red Link

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

The Super Smash Brotherhood

"Link, mah boiii, the destruction of this planet is what all great warriors strive for!"
The King, to Link

Link was a male elf who worked for The Super Smash Brotherhood.

NerdomEdit

Link was created for the Super Smash Bros. Brawl video game. He and the others were discovered by Darth Squidward. Their organization was against planet destruction because Darth Squidward couldn't blow up a planet while his old rival SpongeBob Squarepants could.

DeathEdit

The team was led by Mario. It was made up of all boys, but a girl named Samus blew it. The remaining eleven members had to deal with Darth Vader, who spared Pikachu. Link was eager to fight but was beheaded by Vader, making him the first member to be killed. The stormtroopers opened fire on Mario's brother Luigi. Mario then took out a ton of troops while his teammates were all PWN3D by Vader. Darth Vader forced Mario to watch while I impregnated all 4 and 1/2 of his girlfriends. Mario was the last to die because Vader impaled him.

LegacyEdit

There is no legacy...yet

Other appearancesEdit

Long before Darth Vader ever had a chance to PWN gay masochistic porn stars, Link starred in Soulcalibur II and did it with Talim. Take that, child molesters! However, ten minutes after news of Link's death came out, Talim admitted that she faked it with Link.

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This article is called Link. Link has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Link can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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