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"Red is the new Brittany, after all."
―An idiot fanboy
"Fuck you, Mara! I wanted this to stay quiet!"
―Baggie

This is a list of people in the galaxy who, according to a certain subculture of fanboys and fangirls, have had intimate encounters with Mara Jade.

Partner Circumstances
Palpatine As an initiation rite
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Congratulatory consummation of Grand Admiral rank
An unknown number of Imperial minions As part of her cover for various missions
Lumiya After having been drugged by Darth Vader for his own amusement
Talon Karrde As an incentive to hire her into his organization
Luke Skywalker Many, many times after that first night in the Myrkr forest
Mitth'raw'nuruodo To get back in his good books during his offensive
Lando Calrissian During their quest to track down Jorj Car'das
Jorj Car'das Don't ask
Kyle Katarn During their mutual Jedi apprenticeship
Nien "Nonk" Nunb During their business venture on Kessel
<insert name here> In <insert name here>'s wildest dreams
Jari'kyn One last fling before getting hitched...
Luke Skywalker Baby-making, for once
Anakin Solo While on Dantooine during the Yuuzhan Vong War
Ben Skywalker Those sick fucks; I'm not even going to go there
Baggie She was just carrying her groceries in him, and...
Darth Idiot Just before he killed her
Darth Animal Her corpse (as disgusting as that sounds)
Lord Haakan on their first date, after he felt her up
Cade Skywalker

Her Force ghost, apparently.

Admiral Ozzel He felt surprise was wiser
Yoda "Size matters not" apparently...

If you're a fanboy/girl and have "evidence" of any further "encounters", please don't hesitate to post them here.

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