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A litesaber is just like any lightsaber only with 40% less calories and 0% trans-fat. And they taste just as good! Litesabers were used by pussies who couldn't handle a lightsaber but still wanted one so they could, y'know, mingle with the crowd and still be one of the guys.

This article is called Litesaber. Litesaber has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Litesaber can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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