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Luke Skywalker Does Not Belong On George Foreman's Grill, alternately know as LSD N BOG FG, was a medical journal published by the madly successful droid 2-1B. Its purpose was to warn new medical students the dangers of malpractice lawsuits. Unfortunately, a young pupil by the name of Wicket W. Warrick, a known troublemaker, chauvinist, and overall loser, decided to ignore the instructions presented in the pamphlet. This resulted in the ironic melting of 2-1B's prized Luke Skywalker action figure on a George Foreman Grill after Wicket experienced a case of loser-ish chauvinistic trouble making against his former-colleague-turned-patient, Darth Krayt. 2-1B then retaliated by stripping Wicket's medical license, to which the angry little Ewok sued the droid and had him melted down into metallic soup. After these events conspired, any copies of his best-selling books, including "LSD N BOG FG", were pulled from the market and melted in the continually heated soupy remains of the former droid surgeon.
Behind the ScenesEdit
Luke Skywalker Does Not Belong On George Foreman's Grill started out as a nonsense statement after the author's relative tossed an action figure of Luke Skywalker upon a George Foreman grill located nearby, and then exclaimed "Luke Skywalker does not belong on George Foreman!"