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Dark Lady Lumiya
Lumiya
Biographical information
Homeworld

Coruscant

Died

40 ABY, Terephon

Physical description
Species

Damn that bitch is ugly!

Gender

Damn that bitch is ugly!

Height
  • 1.6 meters (As Shira Brie)
  • 1.83 meters (As Lumiya)
Hair color

Red, later graying

Eye color

Green

Cybernetics

Numerous postheses

Chronological and political information
Era(s)
  • Rebellion era
  • New Republic era
  • New Jedi Order era
  • Legacy era
Affiliation
Known masters
Known apprentices
"Damn, that bitch is ugly!"
―Many, many men

Lumiya a.k.a. Shira Elan Colla Brie a.k.a. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend of the Sith was Luke Skywalker's crazy ex-girlfriend that kept trying to kill him. Although she never openly admitted it, it is rumored that she was jealous of Mara Jade Skywalker's amazing hotness during their time as Emperor's Appendages and eventually helped Jacen Solo kill her. In her spare time she was also Dark Lady of the Sith.


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This article is called Lumiya. Lumiya has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Lumiya can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on That Damn Ugly bitch.

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