Dark Lady Lumiya
Biographical information

Damn that bitch is ugly!


Damn that bitch is ugly!

Physical description

Damn that bitch is ugly!


Damn that bitch is ugly!

Chronological and political information


"Damn, that bitch is ugly!"
―Many, many men

Lumiya a.k.a. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend of the Sith was Luke Skywalker's crazy ex-girlfriend that kept trying to kill him. Although she never openly admitted it, it is rumored that she was jealous of Mara Jade Skywalker's amazing hotness during their time as Emperor's Appendages and eventually helped Jacen Solo kill her. In her spare time she was also a Sith.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on That Damn Ugly bitch.

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