<Havac> Anyway, she and the alien guy get married.
<Havac> And it turns out he has two dicks.
<Havac> But that's not enough, so she marries the Marine sergeant too.
<Trip> hav - now you're just making shit up
<Havac> I AM SO NOT.
<RF> wtf
<Havac> And she gets the parasite.
<Havac> And becomes invincible.
<Havac> And the Marine sergeant, Ade, gets the parasite.
<Trip> no fucken way
<Havac> Bioluminescence.
<becca> ...he has a MAGICAL GLOWING PENIS?
Darth QDB discussion about Karen Traviss's amazing literary invention

The MAGICAL GLOWING PENIS was an invention of Karen Traviss in one of her non-Star Wars novels. The Wess'har series features one of Karen's Mary Sues enjoying the magical glowing gung-ho marine penis described above. It is not clear from the context whether the marine's magical glowing penis or the alien's pair of penises was more pleasing to the Mary Sue character. Many people refuse to believe Karen Traviss wrote such a thing; however, Havac insists, "I AM SO NOT SHITTING YOU."

Although magical glowing penises have never officially entered (giggity) Star Wars canon, deep down we know Traviss imagines every single Mandalorian has one, or two, even the women.


This article is called Magical glowing penis. Magical glowing penis has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Magical glowing penis can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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