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A typical male.

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Males are those creatures that have a thingy between their legs that jiggles. About 99.99% of the population in the Star Wars community is male, with the other 0.01% taken up by fangirls, those rare and wonderful creatures who did not possess thingies, but instead two dirty pillows. Fanboys are usually attracted to these mystical beings, unless they turn out to be other fanboys pretending to be fangirls, which is known to happen from time to time.

This article is called Male. Male has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Male can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.