- "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"
Malla, also known as Mallatobuck, Malla Ringwald, Malla Malla Malla, Get Your Adverbs Here, or Housewife by Attichitcuk, was
an offensive 1950s housewife stereotype the wife of Chewbacca who regretfully starred in the Star Wars Holiday Special.
During the Revolt of the Rebel Scum, there was some debate over whether Malla was involved in peddling bootlegged Turdish pornography due to her desperate housewookiee profession. However, it was decided by the Imperial justice system that she simply didn't have enough personality to be a star of any kind.
Behind the ScenesEdit
Malla is noteworthy for having questionably validated the Star Wars Holiday Special as a Wookiee gender-identification tool, seeing as she is the only Wookiee to be confirmed as female (in general they're too hairy to distinguish, and even Wookiees have to gamble when starting something). Admittedly, Wookiee Goldberg was another candidate, but had some questionable anatomical features.