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Mandalore (planet)

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This article contains Mandalorians.

It is likely to contain information provided by Mandalorian fanboys (also known as fandalorians) and the content may be reverted to remove criticism made by "Jedi-lovers".

MandalorePlanet
Mandalore
Astrographical
Region

Mandalorian Region

Sector

Mandalorian Sector

System

Mandalorian System

Suns

1

Moons

1

Physical
Class

Mandalorian Class

Diameter

Mandalorian Diameter

Atmosphere

yes

Climate

Humid

Gravity

100 G

Primary terrain

Mandalorian Terrain

Surface water

yes

Points of interest

Mausoleum of the Mandalores

Societal
Native species
Immigrated species

Twi'lek females

Official language
Population

Shifty

Major cities
Major imports
Major exports
Affiliation

MANDALORIANS DUH

"We have conquered our first planet, now we shall carve our logo in it and call it after me in my honor!"
Mandalore the First
"Mandalore is the planet of the Mandalorians."
Darth Obvious

Mandalore was one of the planets that belonged to the Mandalorian Clans. It was the first planet they ever conquered and man were they proud. It was one of few planets in the galaxy that could never be destroyed because it was so awesome. Hippies hated the planet because they were all tricked into going there by Mandalore and massacred by his legions.

Emperor Palpy tried to destroy it once with his Death Star but the huge laser merely bounced off the planet. It missed the Death Star, but hit a Star Destroyer carrying all of Palpy's concubines instead. The Star Destroyer disintegrated. This was the only recorded moment in history when the mighty Emperor cried. Whether it was for the dead people or with the joy at seeing the powah of his weapon systems on something as strong as a Star Destroyer is unknown.

RicOlieRight
This article is called Mandalore (planet). Mandalore (planet) has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Mandalore (planet) can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Mandalore (planet).

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