Mandalorian Armor

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This article contains Mandalorians.

It is likely to contain information provided by Mandalorian fanboys (also known as fandalorians) and the content may be reverted to remove criticism made by "Jedi-lovers".

"We Mandalorians look like Kyle Gass!"
Cassus Fett

Mandalorian Armor was invented a few years after the blaster was invented. Because those shots hurt....kind of. Since retreating and/or surrendering was not an option in Mandalorian culture, the brute noble warrior race decided to slap on some duracrete plates on their chests, a pair of tin cans on their wrists and a latrine bucket on their heads. When the Jedi got pissed at the Mandalorians, they attacked them. One Jedi tried to cut a Mandalorian in half, but his armor saved him. Since the Jedi didn't known how to fight with anything but weakling lightsabers, all the Jedi shat themselves at once.

This article is called Mandalorian Armor. Mandalorian Armor has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Mandalorian Armor can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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