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Biographical information
Born

Too beautiful for words

Died

Unfourtunatley

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Female

Height

1.6 meters

Hair color

Sexy Flame-red

Eye color

Seductive

Personal shit
Butt buddies

Everyone who jacks off to her

Forms of ass-kickery

Sexy

Chronological and political information
Era(s)
Affiliation
  • Her hot body
  • Everyone else
Known masters
Known apprentices

Horny fanboys

Mara: "Mmm... you're as good a ride as he was...."
Luke: "Who?"
Mara: "Palpatine."
— Luke and Mara's first time in bed[src]

Mara Jade Skywalker, or Red, was a very sexy redheaded human female. She partied with both sides of the Force. Luke Skywalker eventually married her (SCORE!) and they had one son together (SCHWING!). Through unknown means, she managed to stay blazing hot well into her 50s before Kyle Katarn killed Luke and had 25 children with her that all became hot redheaded Jedi. Mara Jade died in 1982 (CRAP!). Later on Darth Evil thought that the galaxy shouldn't have to bare without her and knocked herself up. Reborn Mara was hotter than ever (SWEET!) and Luke was hornyer than ever. (DOUBLE CRAP!)

Behind the scenesEdit

Fans have suggested that things happened between Red and almost every character she shares pagetime with. No-one is quite sure if this is more of a commentary on the fans, or on the character....

See alsoEdit


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