The Original Donkey Kong Game
The Origi—wait a minute, I just told you in the homeworld box
Everyone who wants to destroy your planet
Red, now that he is not a Sith
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- "It's Mario with the red outfit and he's looking at us. He has a red lightsaber."
- ―Darth Obvious
Mario was a Human plumber, founding member of The Super Smash Brotherhood, and worldwide phenomenon (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) since 1981. Mario was friends with Jax Pavan 16 and Jax Pavan 64. He was a capable pilot in a P-wing. He ate the same kind of mushrooms that powered up B2 super battle droids, which is not to say that they were the kind that made you see things that weren't there. In search of mushrooms, he spent a great deal of time on Felucia, a mushroom-rich world with many levels, including grassy plain, cloud, underwater and underground pipe environments. Mario also sometimes ate the Super Leaf, causing him to sprout a raccoon tail like the raccoon battle droids.
Samus' Dirty Little SecretEdit
The first day of the brotherhood, Mario kicked out fellow member Samus because she was a female. He found this out by spying on her in the shower. Then he gave her a Wookiee-Nookie and stuck her in a castle somewhere. In Mario's patriarchal world, women belong in castles.
DeathEditMario met his hand, when
Darth Vader, having the location of his base told by Sonic, PWNed the Brotherhood, except for Darth Pikachu. Luigi was murdered by Vader and a squad of stormtroopers in front of Mario, who became enraged and rushed at them with blasters in each hand. Mario was the last of the Brotherhood to die.