Pictured: a multitalented individual with stellar novel-writing credentials (right), seated next to smug, self-satisfied author Matthew Stover (left)

Matthew Stover is the author of the Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith novelization, as well as Traitor and Shatterpoint. Though his vocabulary may be limited at times, he makes up for it, makes up for it, via repetition and italics. He first met italics in his junior year of college. The two fell in love and were married in 1982. Matthew and italics have three children and a dog. A dog! His name is Aias.

His middle name is Woodring. You can tell his age by slicing him open and counting the Woodrings.

This article is called Matthew Stover. Matthew Stover has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Matthew Stover can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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