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Max
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Biographical information
Homeworld

Unknown

Born

Unknown

Died

Timely

Physical description
Species

Bunny Bastards

Gender

Male

Height

negative ninety nine billion .999 meters

Hair color

White

Eye color

Eeeeevil lookin'

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

The Conglomerate of Energetic, eccentric, caffeine-obsessed, hyper bunnies that kill a lot of people

Max was another energetic, eccentric, caffeine-obsessed, hyper bunny that killed a lot of people. He works for the God and the Frog-Buster.

BiographyEdit

When Max was born, his first words were "caffeine", and drank nothing but Sun Drop and Mountain Dew. When he was 8 months, he started walking just to go to the refrigerator to drink a half gallon of Pepsi. When his parents were killed because they slipped on a Sun Drop can, Max packed up and lived a life on Sulon.

When he was owned by a young lady named Joe Mama, his house was intruded by the God. Max joined his side and kicked stormtrooper butt. He later joined the Bunny Prime.

The Bunny Prime was accidentally killed by Darth Darth Binks, so the only survivors were Energizer Bunny, Jaxxon, and himself. They joined a group called The Conglomerate of Energetic, eccentric, caffeine-obsessed, hyper bunnies that kill a lot of people. He soon traveled galaxy after galaxy killing people, Especially Gungans.

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This article is called Max. Max has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Max can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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