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"Kicker of ass, leaver of footprint on aforementioned ass."
―Mercenary motto
This article is called Mercenary. Mercenary has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Mercenary can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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A mercenary was any being who hired out their services as ass-kickers to anyone willing to shell out the cash. As a rule, mercs would work with anyone, be they galactic governments, criminal organizations, or insurgent forces. Some species and cultures devote their entire being to serve in such capacities, examples include the Mandalorians, the Echani, and Rodians.

This guy wanted to be a mercenary at some point, but he failed to pass the exam because he couldn't spell mercenary right.

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