"I have brought monopoly, very "stable and safe system", huge financial penalties and shitty pretty logo to my new Empire"
―Darth Bill

The Microsoft Empire was an empire ruled by Darth Bill. It was well known for its policy of monopoly, financial penalties and propaganda of shitty pretty logo. The greates enemies of the Microsoft Empire were Linux Alliance and Macintosh Empire. The greates weapon of this empire was the Soft Star, which rivaled the iStar of Mac. This empire also employed Office-class Star Destroyers WIE fighters and Solitairetroopers.

Creating an EmpireEdit

Ever since Darth Bill was born he wanted to build an empire, he wanted to rule the world. unfortunately his abusive parents kept him from conquering the galaxy, but after he ran away from home he took over a computer company and ruled the world of computers. He even destroyed a planet using the Planet Destroyer hard drive, but that got stolen, so he couldn't use it again.

This article is called Microsoft Empire. Microsoft Empire has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Microsoft Empire can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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