Milky Way bar

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Milky Way bars were highly sought after snacks by all forces of the galaxy. It was invented in 19 BBY. Though the bar was named "Milky Way", it didn't bother anyone to investigate the naming of the bar. The first bar was brought to the galaxy by ET after one of his trips, along with Reese's cups and M&Ms, and the were replicated down the exact atomic structure, from its caramel ceiling love to the nougaty goodness of its center.

Anakin Skywalker killed Count Dookie over a Milky Way Bar. These are probably the most healthy food in the galaxy, as before they came through, everyone ate nothing but apples, which in outer space can cause extreme obesity and diarrhea, due to all of those unhealthy vitamins and minerals floating around.

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That trip happened to be to our galaxy.

This article is called Milky Way bar. Milky Way bar has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Milky Way bar can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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