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|Maximum speed (atmosphere)||
Fastest piece of shit in the galaxy
|Present for battles/events||
a helluva lot
again, Han Solo
- "She's the fastest piece of shit in the galaxy, kid."
- ―Han Solo
- "You'll need all the help you can get. She's the fastest shit in the fleet."
- ―Han Solo, to Lando Calrissian
The Millennium Falcon was a hunk of junk that could make the Kessel run in more than 12 parsecs--or something like that. It consisted of 40% plastic, 20% random bits of steel, 10% machine guns, 15% paper, 3% Chewie hair caught in crevices, and the rest was airfix leftovers as well as a mysterious surplus 41% post-consumer waste. There was no toilet on board, a testament to its speed. It could blow up
about 12 Star destroyers, and 2800 TIE Defender and TIE fighters in 2 hours without
scratches . It fell apart after fighting in too many battles 50 years after Return of the Jedi.