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Mira
Mira
Damn that's hot
Biographical information
Homeworld

Nar Shadada (possibly)

Physical description
Species

Mando

Gender

Female

Hair color

Red

Eye color

Brown

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
Known masters

Jedi Exile

"Damn I wish I was male. If I was male I'm sure that Handmaiden chick would have come with me, that was some fine pussy. Now I'm stuck with that tortured blind chick and that equally-blind old skank and I refuse to make out with them. Ah well, maybe I'll find some decent poontang in a sexy dancer's outfit on Nar Shadada..."
―The lesbian Jedi Exile, thinking about Mira without realizing it

Mira was a Mandalorian bounty hunter with a wrist launcher, green armor and made countless of fanboy's drool... Wait a minute, shouldn't this page be merged with Boba Fett?

Early lifeEdit

Anyway... As a young girl her parents got pwn@g3d by some Mandalorian warriors during the Mandalorian Wars. They took her with them to their camp and made her polish their armor and wash their dirty underwear. Showing potentaildamn, that ass (sorry, Freudian slip-up)... Potentialahh, there—in the battle circle, she soon got enlisted in the 281st Sappers Division, which was made infamous decades earlier by Canderous Ordo.

Learning all the combat techniques, she Pwnd massive and after the Mandalorian Wars, she took up the profession of bounty hunting on Nar Shadada.

Life on Nar ShadadaEdit

Living on the Hutt-infested open-sewer moon, she made one big ass (damn, there I go again) mistake; she aroused a Madclaw! named Hanharr and he pursued her ever since to give her the dreaded Wookiee-Nookie, like most Nar Shadadans really would have liked to. Upon meeting the Jedi Exile, she pretended to collect the bounty on her head, but this was just a plot to get the hell off planet.

Jedi TrainingEdit

The Jedi Exile soon seduced Mira into becoming her Padawan and made out with her in the small storage compartment of the Ebon Hawk. This disgusted Mira so much that she put on a space suit and escaped to the Jekk'Jekk Tarr Bar. Much to her surprise she found an insane Madclaw! there. She was almost eaten by it, but managed to get away.

She eventually wound up on Malachor V, where she in turn PWNed the Madclaw! who had tried to gobble her up.

Behind the scenesEdit

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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Mira.

Beyond being hot, Mira is also a firecrotch.

Beyond that, she comes with the Exile if the Exile is light-sided. If the Exile is Dark Sided, that overgrown walking carpet goes forth with her instead, and really does eat Mira.

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This article is called Mira. Mira has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Mira can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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