- "Damn I wish I was male. If I was male I'm sure that Handmaiden chick would have come with me, that was some fine pussy. Now I'm stuck with that tortured blind chick and that equally-blind old skank and I refuse to make out with them. Ah well, maybe I'll find some decent poontang in a sexy dancer's outfit on Nar Shadada..."
- ―The lesbian Jedi Exile, thinking about Mira without realizing it
Anyway... As a young girl her parents got pwn@g3d by some Mandalorian warriors during the Mandalorian Wars. They took her with them to their camp and made her polish their armor and wash their dirty underwear. Showing potentail—damn, that ass (sorry, Freudian slip-up)... Potential—ahh, there—in the battle circle, she soon got enlisted in the 281st Sappers Division, which was made infamous decades earlier by Canderous Ordo.
Life on Nar ShadadaEdit
Living on the Hutt-infested open-sewer moon, she made one big ass (damn, there I go again) mistake; she aroused a Madclaw! named Hanharr and he pursued her ever since to give her the dreaded Wookiee-Nookie, like most Nar Shadadans really would have liked to. Upon meeting the Jedi Exile, she pretended to collect the bounty on her head, but this was just a plot to get the hell off planet.
The Jedi Exile soon seduced Mira into becoming her Padawan and made out with her in the small storage compartment of the Ebon Hawk. This disgusted Mira so much that she put on a space suit and escaped to the Jekk'Jekk Tarr Bar. Much to her surprise she found an insane Madclaw! there. She was almost eaten by it, but managed to get away.
She eventually wound up on Malachor V, where she in turn PWNed the Madclaw! who had tried to gobble her up.
Behind the scenesEdit
Beyond being hot, Mira is also a firecrotch.