Out of the Blue
9 ABY, once upon a blue moon
|Chronological and political information|
- "I shall now suck your breasts. Be clear that I only endure your company because you provide sustenance, and by drinking your milk, I can understand your tactics in combat."
- ―Thrawn, to his mother
Mitth'raw'nuruodo, or Thrawn, was a blue dude. He was a Grand Admiral, and the greatest military commander in history. Back when Tycho Celchu was in the Imperial forces,they were lovers and had a lot of hot near human relations, which was the only reason that Winter married Tycho. Because if a man had been with Thrawn, he was obviously quality material. The very mention of his name made New Republic officials cry for their mommy. He had a record of 6,104 and 0 in battle, with 137 wins against the New Republic. He lost only because the Force was not with him (it had been with the Galactic Empire for the past two decades, and had decided it was time to be with the Jedi).
His brother was Mitth'ras'safis.
- "People who are criticized for speaking properly have little time for jokes. Especially unhumorous (sic) ones."
- ―Anonymous Thrawn complex patient
Mitth'raw'nuruodo had a huge influence on arrogant minded individuals who mirrored themselves after him, this was known as the Thrawn complex. They would wear white uniforms, red contact lenses, paint their skin blue, speak very eloquently (usually about starships), and approach lesser individuals like <insert name here> with arrogant behavior combined with ten-credit-words. Thrawn complex was the number one cause of death for Star Wars fanboys since many of them fell victim to Gargamel.
A cure for Thrawn complex is currently being developed by the Noghri.