Fandom

Darthipedia

Moldy Crow

3,248pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

"What does God need with a starship?"
James T. Kirk

The Moldy Crow was Kyle Katarn's personal starship. And sometimes Jan Ors' ship. I think maybe they were both listed as owners on the title. They also shared a starship insurance policy. Following Star Wars tradition that all cool characters have a hunk-of-junk ship that somehow manages to be awesome, the Moldy Crow managed to outmaneuver TIE fighters and TIE interceptors despite unreliable engines and a total mass of 150 tons. In fact, the ship drew all of its power and maneuverability directly from Kyle Katarn's awesomeness. More than that, if anyone besides Kyle Katarn or Jan Ors (who absorbed some of his awesomeness during relations) ever attempted to use the Moldy Crow, it could not get off the ground.


RicOlieRight
This article is called Moldy Crow. Moldy Crow has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Moldy Crow can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
WookieepediaLogoBouncing
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Moldy Crow.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki