"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of Chinese illegal DVD sellers, whores, or beatniks. We must be cautious."
Some Old Wizard

Mos Eisley was a place on Tatooine. It was a hive of scum and villany--in other words, swarms of hippies, muggers, Twit's, Twat's Stupid hats and people selling DVDs that turned out to be blank. Anyone who parked their starship there would often find it gone when they turned their backs.

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