Mount Sorrow

Mount Sorrow
Biographical information
Homeworld	Endor
Born	Palewokasic Era
Died	Postipalpatinus Era
Physical description
Species	He's a rock.
Gender	See above.
Height	See above.
Chronological and political information

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Mount Sorrow was the "special" love-child of Waru and Jaxxon, as well as being "everybody's favorite, crying, sentient mountain". Despite what many people think, his penis was really a rock.^[1] It was thought that this realization was the cause of his endemic depression.

Mount Sorrow was "tragically" killed when Darth Sorrow took offense to his identical appearance and dropped an inflatable forklift on his peak.

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↑ Bib Fortuna and the Rise of the Dark Falls

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Mount Sorrow

Biographical information
Homeworld	Endor
Born	Palewokasic Era
Died	Postipalpatinus Era
Physical description
Species	He's a rock.
Gender	See above.
Height	See above.
Chronological and political information

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