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Mount Sorrow
Biographical information
Homeworld

Endor

Born

Palewokasic Era

Died

Postipalpatinus Era

Physical description
Species

He's a rock.

Gender

See above.

Height

See above.

Chronological and political information

Mount Sorrow was the "special" love-child of Waru and Jaxxon, as well as being "everybody's favorite, crying, sentient mountain". Despite what many people think, his penis was really a rock.[1] It was thought that this realization was the cause of his endemic depression.

Mount Sorrow was "tragically" killed when Darth Sorrow took offense to his identical appearance and dropped an inflatable forklift on his peak.

Notes and referencesEdit

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This article is called Mount Sorrow. Mount Sorrow has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Mount Sorrow can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Mount Sorrow.

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