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The Drugsticle Era
Himself, his drugs
Mr. Big was the head of the cornfields which supplied drug-induced poppies towards the hippies of Alderaan, and was a high embarrasment to his government, his people, his planet and the Galaxy in general. Mr. Big was hired by the Sith to launch a new drugs market, but Jedi Master Mr. James Bond found out about this atrocity and blew up all the drugs markets after a few fake funerals.
Mr. Big was so embarrased, he blew his brains out.