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In Soviet Russia, Mr Big PWNs you!!

In Soviet Russia, Calculators PWN you!
Biographical information
Homeworld

Alderaan

Born

never

Died

always

Physical description
Species

Fatass

Gender

male

Height

druggy

Hair color

druggy

Eye color

yellow, drug-like

Cybernetics

drugs

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

The Drugsticle Era

Affiliation

Himself, his drugs

Known masters

Darth Drug

Known apprentices

Darth Scaramanga

Mr. Big was the head of the cornfields which supplied drug-induced poppies towards the hippies of Alderaan, and was a high embarrasment to his government, his people, his planet and the Galaxy in general. Mr. Big was hired by the Sith to launch a new drugs market, but Jedi Master Mr. James Bond found out about this atrocity and blew up all the drugs markets after a few fake funerals.


Mr. Big was so embarrased, he blew his brains out.


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This article is called Mr. Big. Mr. Big has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Mr. Big can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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