- "Ah pity the foo what ain't got time to smack down Karen Traviss! Damn, this helmet is fiiine!"
- ―Mr. T
Born on the south side of the planet of Boz Pityfoo, Mr. T grew up hanging around a bunch of guys who called themselves the A-Squad. He was constantly fixing things and blowing them up again. Mr. T was also a champion wrestler/boxer, taking on galactic heavy-weights such as Stony Bal-anaconda and James T. Kirk.
He is often mistaken for a vagina due to his name accidentally being pronounced "PUSS-T."