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Mustafar

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"I was getting a lovely tan, Master! I wasn't trying to take over the galaxy or anything!"
some whiny bastard before falling into lava

Mustafar (pronounced MUSTAFAR!!!!!) was a planet covered in tomato soup and pizza cheese lava, and home to the Mustafarians. The planet was in close proximity to Rastafar, where the Rastafarians were known to generally chillax.

Some whiny bastard met his doom on this planet. The burny-burny-oh-shit-my-legs-are-off kind of doom.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Mustafar.