- "One does not simply walk into Myrkr."
- ―Anakin Solo
Myrkr was a wild and crazy forest planet, kinda like Kashyyyk, but without all the walking carpets living in the trees. The native species were the Neti, a breed of intelligent walking trees. Every few centuries they had an Entmoot to decide whether to participate in the galaxy's various wars. Usually the wars ended before they decided.
Despite the presence of the Neti, Myrkr was a lawless place, barely colonized, and the forests were full of headquarters of pirates and smugglers. Talon Karrde bunked out there. Marn Hierogryph had stashes of spice and marijuana hidden there.
Myrkr ruined the Star Wars universe with its bizarre ecosystem, which included vornskrs, Force-using predators, and ysalamiri, which projected bubbles that negated the Force. Grand Admiral Thrawn loved using ysalamiri because Jedi couldn't PWN him.
Yuuzhan Vong conquered Myrkr and started cross-breeding vornskrs with other bits of dinosaur DNA to create voxyn. Anakin Solo, Tahiri Veila and a whole doomed strike team went to kill the Voxyn Queen... but Anakin Solo died, muahahahaha. Eh.
The Galactic Republic offered Myrkr several opportunities to put a vowel in its name, but the Neti Entmoots always refused.