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Natalie Portman is the beautiful wooden statue who portrayed Padmé Amidala in the prequel trilogy. Her iconic style of non-acting has earned her acclaim, including an Academy Award for her performance in Black Swan. In honor of her achievements, Darthipedia presents…

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This article is called Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Natalie Portman can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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