Natasi Daala
Biographical information



Years after when it should've been

Physical description



Female (confirmed by multiple sources)


1.73 meters

Hair color

Funky copper

Eye color


Chronological and political information
"Nobody expects Admiral Daala! My chief weapon is surprise, surprise and Star Destroyers, Star Destroyers and surprise—my two weapons are Star Destroyers and surprise, and ruthless efficiency—my three weapons are Star Destroyers and surprise and ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Empire—my four…no, amongst my weapons…Amongst my weaponry are such elements as Star Destroyers, surp—oh, I'll just stay in this cluster of black holes."
―The fearsome might of Admiral Daala

Admiral Natasi Daala was the first female Admiral in the Imperial Navy. At one point during her career she was the girlfriend of Grand Moff Tarkin which…y'know, I'm just going to stop there and let your imaginations vomit all over your brains. Their relationship ended when the Rebels destroyed Tarkin's Death Star.


Porn careerEdit

Before entering the Academy, she was a stripper and a porn star under the name Scarlett Rain. Movies to her credit were:

Sleeping to the topEdit

Daala made ranks quickly by sleeping with the likes of Tarkin, Cody, Clone #2698657, and even Darth Vader himself. Palpatine only sat and watched. Eventually, after sleeping with many people, she was promoted (unofficially) to Admiral.

Admiral Darling DaalaEdit

Her many boyfriends called her Admiral Darling Daala after she had become an admiral, we have no idea why, they just did.

After her promotion she also caused more damage than the Death Star. That's assuming, of course, said Death Star was turned upon the scraggly remnants of the Galactic Empire and let loose on a zealot-envying rampage across the galaxy, causing not only massive amounts of aforementioned damage but also ensuring the complete polarization of the Imperial command. Hell, even that freaky vein-head managed to beat her ass.

And then after the death of Caedus and the subsequent seven week party, she became the tyrannical dictator Chief of State of the Galactic Alliance, which she shows how high they must have been to do such a stupid thing.

This article is called Natasi Daala. Natasi Daala has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Natasi Daala can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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