National Astrographic was a popular and respected publication valued particularly strongly by galactic fifteen-year-old boys whose parents carefully protected them from exposure to female nudity in all other media. Fanboys around the galaxy were delighted to receive their issue one month to find actual, non-DeviantTart-related Twi'lek nudity! Their hearts sunk, however, when they found out it was Orny Orn that was nude.

This article is called National Astrographic. National Astrographic has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of National Astrographic can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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