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Nerfs were herbivorous nonsentient animals that fired darts made of soft foam...wait, wrong definition.

To nerf was to patch a computer game with herbivorous animals to reduce the effectiveness of...whoops.

A nerf bar was a tubular device constructed out of large herbivorous animals fixed on SUVs to...damn.

Nerfs were herbivorous nonsentient animals which originated from Alderaan. They were so nonsentient, in fact, that they could be hunted by Gungans. They were tended to by nerf herders and commonly consumed as food by many of the galaxy's inhabitants. Dishes made from nerfs included braised nerf, nerf steak, and nerfburgers. Nerfs were so common that by 0 ABY, they had virtually overrun Alderaan, and were well on their way to establishing a utopian society when the planet was destroyed by the Death Star.

This article is called Nerf. Nerf has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Nerf can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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