Nomi Sunrider

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Nomi Sunrider
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1.2 m (in heels)

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Old Republic era

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"I'll protect my daughter from the Sith! Right after second breakfast. And elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper."
―Nomi Sunrider

Nomi Sunrider was a short, stubby-legged Human female Jedi from the old, old, old, old days of the Galactic Republic. She was a stay-at-home Jedi mostly, dedicated and obedient to her Jedi husband Andur Sunrider... until a pack of common criminals killed him (he wasn't much of a Jedi, was he?)

Then Nomi's life turned into a Jodie Foster action movie, where she had to defend her daughter Vima from a series of bizarre threats one after another, while her dead husband's Force ghost helped her along the way. She eventually met up with Thon, her new, wise alien Jedi Master, who looked kind of like a buffalo-triceratops and said things like "NNRRGGHHRKK."

For some reason, events led Nomi (who by the way had really thick stubby legs, have I mentioned that?) to the planet Onderon. All of the Old Republic Jedi seemed to end up there, having some battle or other with an up-and-coming Sith menace. She fought briefly against the followers of Freedon Nadd and then the Krath, working alongside Arca Jeth, who didn't do very much himself, just stood back and gave orders while the wind blew his hair dramatically.

Nomi was hanging out with the Jedi on Ossus on a regular basis by that time, and her short stubby sexy legs caught the attention of Ulic Qel-Droma, who had a midget fetish. Nomi and Ulic set out to destroy the Krath... but little did Nomi realize her new true love had turned EVIL, EVIL! Hmm. I guess she was sort of like a halfling version of Padmé Amidala. When Ulic's evil plan failed and the Jedi brought him to trial for his crimes, he refused to renounce his allegiance to the Sith, so Nomi used her powers to cut off Ulic's... er, to cut off Ulic's... to cut off his connection to the Force. Ha! Fooled ya. Then Nomi did her best leading the life of a single mother Jedi, raising her cute little daughter, who had much longer legs.

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