"Fire a nuke! ... what? what do you mean no nukes? Are you telling me this oversized circle of shit doesn't even have a nuke?" *sigh* "Fine! Fire the fucking huge death laser! ...what? Not in sight? What's in the way, a planet!? BLOW IT THE FUCK UP! ...fine. Free me up a turret! I'm going to have to do this myself!"
Palpy, at the Battle of Endor

Nuclear missiles were weapons that were entirely feeble in the Star Wars universe. Sure, they could blow a chunk out of planet, but none of that mattered when you could just blow the whole thing up.

In other words, nuclear missiles were just lumps of metal and elements that were entirely useless compared to a ball of metal that could shoot cool green lasers.

This article is called Nuclear missile. Nuclear missile has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Nuclear missile can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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