- "Fire a nuke! ... what? what do you mean no nukes? Are you telling me this oversized circle of shit doesn't even have a nuke?" *sigh* "Fine! Fire the fucking huge death laser! ...what? Not in sight? What's in the way, a planet!? BLOW IT THE FUCK UP! ...fine. Free me up a turret! I'm going to have to do this myself!"
- ―Palpy, at the Battle of Endor
In other words, nuclear missiles were just lumps of metal and elements that were entirely useless compared to a ball of metal that could shoot cool green lasers.