After decades of wandering Tatooine with nothing to do, Obi-Wan Kenobi decided to make a holocron to share the many ways he learned how to rape harass Sand People. By using the holocron, people could learn useful Force techniques without trouble, because as far as we know, alcohol cannot be stored on a holocron...yet...

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