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"♫ Odan-Urr boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling... ♫"
―Traditional Jedi song

Odan-Urr was famed throughout the galaxy mainly because he was a total smarty-pants and he created the infamous Great Jedi Library. Apart from that, he recovered a sweet, pyramidal Sith holocron that was bright red, and little did he know that little block full of Sith knowledge would lead to his miserable death. However, other than that, not much is known about Urr except for the fact that he was one ugly-ass motherfucker.

I mean, just look at the guy! He's some purple slug-like crustacean with the body of a human. Sure, some people like Nien "Nonk" Nunb and Plo Koon are sure ugly with their frilly faces and wrinkly tusk/horn things, but this guy tops all of them. He's like a raisin with arms, legs, and one big ass brain. And not only that, the animal rights activists of the universe also made it legal for weird organisms like Urr to possess lightsabers, so guess who has one. That's right, Urr does! Just when you thought giving animals guns and knives was bad, the damn activists give them lightsabers and Force powers.

Early LifeEdit

For the majority of his childhood Urr spent his time drooling over "books" at the local Library. Through this process he discovered that he was unusually adept at eating paper, so he spent his afternoons munching on books as opposed to reading them. Starting with small children's books, he eventually moved up to full on dictionaries and then holocrons. However, he had a near-death choking experience after trying to swallow a massive Aurebesh Dictionary, so he stopped after that.

From that point on his mother tried to nurture him back to sanity by constantly breast feeding him, the lucky bastard. And not only that, but his mom had big boobs. This gave him an extra boost of confidence and a child, and he later became a creeper in life.

Along with this he had a pet dog whose name was Timmy.


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