Ol'Darthy Bastard

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"Yeah baby I like it RAW"
―Ol'Darthy on liking it raw

The Ol'Darthy Bastard was a hardcore gangsta rapper in the years of the Old Republic, who would rap about his hot Twi'lek hos who owed him money, Corellian ale, Spice, and Yo Mama. His biggest mistake was when he Yo Mama'd Darth Vader and we all know Lord Vader does not take kindly to kriffers who Yo mama his mama. As a result, Vader punched most of his upper teeth out with Force punch your teeth out.

"Yo mama your own mama, ya punk bitch"
―Darth Vader after punching out some teeth!

As a result Ol'Darthy could not consume his consumables, got cold turkey and died.

This article is called Ol'Darthy Bastard. Ol'Darthy Bastard has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Ol'Darthy Bastard can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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