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"Marry, sir, thee wouldst be hoist by thine own petard, i'faith!"
―Onimi, generally capering

Onimi was the mutated love-child of Quasimodo and Yaddle, who served as Supreme Overlord Shimrra's jester during the Yuuzhan Vong War. This guy was ugly. I mean really ugly. His face could drop a rancor at twenty paces. Anyway, between bouts of unnecessary capering and attempts to get into Nen Yim's bio-engineered pants, Onimi served as the true power behind Shimrra's throne, having been manipulating old rainbow eyes for many years. He was ultimately melted by Jacen Solo, possibly while clutching a magical ring and screaming "my preciousssss!"


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