Oompa Loompa, dupity-doo. I have a puzzle to tell to you.
What do you get when your covered in poo?
Looking like a turd, floating in the loo.

Oompa Loompas were an orange-colored Migetian sub-species from the planet Midget and not at all offensive and stereotypical. Additionally, the species consisted of strictly hermaphrodite members. Through time, the Oompa Loompas had hardly changed. Nearly 2,000 years before the rise of the Galactic Empire, the Oompa Loompas were sex slaves to the treacherous Emperor Hoffinator who collected people of short stature to keep as livestock. However, one slave, Anita Gofforadump, grew tired of having to perform [CENSORED FOR THE BENEFIT OF WHAT LITTLE SANITY YOU HAVE] Spongebob Squarepants. Right before (s)he was scheduled to visit with Hoffinator, Anita ate the feared Extra-Large Supreme Ultra Large Burrito, causing much disruption in the stomach of the slave. While Anita was in the middle of stripping for the emperor, the Oompa Loompa gave Hoff a "present" (**wink**) and ran off, closing the doors behind him/her. Hoffinator never made it out of that room alive. Finally, after many years of slavery, the Oompa Loompas were free men/women/its. Years later, a tradition arose to honor Anita and his/hers legacy: The founding of the Mighty Morphin Power Oompsters, a group of Oompa Loompas that dress up as Anita and dance suggestively on the grave of Emperor Hoffinator. After that, they do many terrible things I, Jack Nicholson, would rather not talk about. And I'm Jack Nicholson! I love sex! Just come over to my place right now, I'll show you my cuckoo's nest.

Behind the scenesEdit

In real life, Oompa Loompa's are online trolls that find pleasure out of making weird comments on Star Wars-related wikis.

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