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The following article contains orders used by troopers. Read at your own risk.

Order iEdit

Give the Jedi younglings incomprehensible math homework, then kill them.

Order x^2Edit

You will be asked to kill the Jedi frequently. Get used to it.

Order 0Edit

There are no Jedi. Instead, kill the massive galaxy-wide conspiracy to convince Palpatine that there are Jedi.

Order 000Edit

The Jedi kill you in an act of severe Travissty

Order 1Edit

You do not talk about Order 66.

Order 2Edit

You do not talk about Order 66.

Order πEdit

Circle around the Jedi and kill them.

Order 4Edit

As the Clone Wars increases in length, the probability that you will kill the Jedi approaches one.

Order 6Edit

Kill one Jedi

Order 7Edit

Overthrow your leaders in a massive revolution. Blow up their planet along the way.

Order 9Edit

Kill a wank.

Order 10Edit

Evacuate the area and buy some Pie.

Order 17Edit

Kill the Jedi. Don't kill the Jedi. Try another order.

Order 15Edit

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Order 22Edit

Beat up the person near you, steal their money, buy a burrito, and bomb the area.

Order 30 (Gay Order)Edit

Play with dolls, kiss a Darth Nerd doll, and give the person near you a big hug.

Order 34Edit

Make porn of killing the Jedi. If you can't do it then execute order 69

Order 36Edit

Go on the HoloNet, download pics of killing the Jedi, and expand it.

Order 42Edit

Don't panic.

Order 43Edit

Egg and bacon.

Order 44Edit

Egg sausage and bacon.

Order 45Edit

Egg and kill the Jedi.

Order 46Edit

Egg bacon and kill the Jedi.

Order 47Edit

Egg bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 48Edit

Kill the Jedi bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 49Edit

Destroy all eggs and bacon.

Order 50Edit

All troppers must retire

Order 51Edit

egg

Order 52Edit

baked beans

Order 53Edit

Lobster thermidor à crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with a truffle pâte, brandy and with a fried egg on top and kill the Jedi.

Order 54Edit

Have all trooper kadets kill their superiors with the help of the jedi

Order 55Edit

Have troopers overthrow their commanders and captians

Order 65Edit

Main article: Order 65

Drop what you are doing at once, PWN the Supreme Chancellor and give immediate Powah to the Senate.

Order 66Edit

Main article: Order 66

Kill all Jedi.

Order 67Edit

Kill the Jedi you missed last time.

Order 69Edit

Kriff the Jedi

Order 70Edit

In the event of a Star Wars novel author working to defile and ruin Star Wars continuity, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from any sane individual with a functional brain, GAR commanders will remove this author (Karen Traviss) by lethal force, and her additions to Star Wars canon continuity will be invalidated until hell freezes over.

Order 89(project bow chika bow wow) Edit

Go to ryloth,zeltros,Toprawa and Ralltiir,and more to gather thots for stuff

Order 128Edit

Offer the Jedi cookies.

Order 327Edit

All clone troopers must immediately become stormtroopers, despite this action compromising accuracy and intelligence.

Order 420Edit

Legalize pot.

Order 555Edit

Accept bribes from a Jedi.

Order 586 (Project Munchy)Edit

Go to all planets and steal Dorritos, Cheetos, and Lays.

Order 666Edit

Kill More than all the Jedi.

Order 1138Edit

Kiss/kick/kill Darth Lucas' ass.

Order 1337Edit

Pw/\ @11 #4(k3®5

Order 1886Edit

Buy a PS4 or get and emulator

Order 90210Edit

Kill Mace Windu, Quinlan Vos, and everyone else until the Jedi are all rich white "teenagers" who remember when Coruscant was all orange groves.

Order big smokeEdit

I'll have 2 number 9s a number 9 large,a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7,2 number 45s one with cheese and a large soda.

Order 90211Edit

Kill yourself.