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"It's orders, you know!"

- Grand Moff Tarkin


These orders were commands Clone troopers occasionally use. Some are very rare, and some were never used at all.

Order iEdit

Give the Jedi younglings incomprehensible math homework, then kill them.

Order x^2Edit

You will be asked to kill the Jedi frequently. Get used to it.

Order 0Edit

There are no Jedi. Instead, kill the massive galaxy-wide conspiracy to convince Palpatine that there are Jedi.

Order 000Edit

The Jedi kill you in an act of severe Travissty

Order 1Edit

You do not talk about Order 66.

Order 2Edit

You do not talk about Order 66.

Order πEdit

Circle around the Jedi and kill them.

Order 4Edit

As the Clone Wars increases in length, the probability that you will kill the Jedi approaches one.

Order 6Edit

Kill one Jedi

Order 7Edit

Overthrow your leaders in a massive revolution. Blow up their planet along the way.

Order 9Edit

Kill a wank.

Order 10Edit

Evacuate the area and buy some Pie.

Order 17Edit

Kill the Jedi. Don't kill the Jedi. Try another order.

Order $19.95Edit

Kill the Jedi and charge them for the effort.

Order 22Edit

Beat up the person near you, steal their money, buy a burrito, and bomb the area.

Order 30 (Gay Order)Edit

Play with dolls, kiss a Darth Nerd doll, and give the person near you a big hug.

Order 33 Edit

Kill half of all Jedi.

Order 34Edit

Make porn of killing the Jedi.

Order 36Edit

Go on the HoloNet, download pics of killing the Jedi, and expand it.

Order 42Edit

Don't panic.

Order 43Edit

Egg and bacon.

Order 44Edit

Egg sausage and bacon.

Order 45Edit

Egg and kill the Jedi.

Order 46Edit

Egg bacon and kill the Jedi.

Order 47Edit

Egg bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 48Edit

Kill the Jedi bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 49Edit

Kill the Jedi egg kill the Jedi kill the Jedi bacon and kill the Jedi.

Order 50Edit

Kill the Jedi sausasge kill the Jedi kill the Jedi bacon kill the Jedi tomato and kill the Jedi.

Order 51Edit

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi egg and kill the Jedi

Order 52Edit

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi baked beans kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi

Order 53Edit

Lobster thermidor à crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with a truffle pâte, brandy and with a fried egg on top and kill the Jedi.

Order 54Edit

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi baked beans kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi and kill the Jedi

Order 55Edit

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi...*waitress is drowned out by singing Mandalorians*

Order 64Edit

Uhhhh, I would like the #1 with a side of fries.....

Order 65Edit

Main article: Order 65

Drop what you are doing at once, PWN the Supreme Chancellor and give immediate Powah to the Senate.

Order 66Edit

Main article: Order 66

Kill all Jedi.

Order 67Edit

Kill the Jedi you missed last time.

Order 68Edit

If you're still alive keep trying to kill that Jedi.

Order 69Edit

Kriff the Jedi

Order 70Edit

In the event of a Star Wars novel author working to defile and ruin Star Wars continuity, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from any sane individual with a functional brain, GAR commanders will remove this author (Karen Traviss) by lethal force, and her additions to Star Wars canon continuity will be invalidated until hell freezes over.

Order 128Edit

Offer the Jedi cookies.

Order 300Edit

Kill all the Jedi while shouting "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Order 311Edit

Go to the bathroom in public.

Order 327Edit

All clone troopers must immediately become stormtroopers, despite this action compromising accuracy and intelligence.

Order 420Edit

All Republic forces must immediately stop what they're doing and plant some special seeds.

Order 555Edit

Accept bribes from a Jedi.

Order 586 (Project Munchy)Edit

Go to all planets and steal Dorritos, Cheetos, and Lays.

Order 666Edit

Kill More than all the Jedi.

Order 1138Edit

Kiss Darth Lucas' ass.

Order 1337Edit

Main article: Destroy your planet

Order 1557Edit

Kick Darth Lucas' ass.

Order 1789Edit

Kill Darth Lucas' ass. (If you can, if you cannot do it execute order 126324730978456593653475936.)

Order 90210Edit

Kill Mace Windu, Quinlan Vos, and everyone else until the Jedi are all rich white "teenagers" who remember when Coruscant was all orange groves.

Order 126324730978456593653475936Edit

Kill yourself.

Order 999999999999999999999999999999999Edit

Kill your pants.

Order 911Edit

Call the Galactic Cops and kill the Jedi 

Order McDonaldsEdit

Order McDonalds and kill the Jedi

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This article is called Orders. Orders has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Orders can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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