This article is called Ossus. Ossus has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Ossus can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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"Never in my life as a Starfleet officer have I seen such carnage, I think I'm going to cry now. Number One, you have the bridge"
Jean-Luc Picard upon the destruction of Ossus

Ossus was an Outer Rim planet that was home to a famed Jedi academy. That is, until some rabid freak demolished it. Within the Academy resided a great Jedi Library that contained enough history and lore to make Jocasta Nu extremely wet between the legs.

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