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Owen
Owen Lars
Biographical information
Homeworld

Ator

Born

52 BBY

Died

Deep Fried

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

1.7 metres

Hair color

Brownish

Eye color

Bluish

Chronological and political information

Owen lars was a moisture farmer on Tatooine. He was married to Beru Lars and adopted Luke Skywalker as their child. He had a strange addiction towards the drug called Booooe. Once he had encountered Jawa traders and bought a droid that could drink Booooe. Unfortunately, it blew up. Then R2D2 and an Annoying thing were bought as replacement. It is reported that Owen has destroyed around 2,174 droids because they couldn't drink Booooe.

Later on, Owen and Beru met a group of stormtroopers that were looking for some Chewing Gum. Yes, The lars couple had but Owen shat some gum on them and got himself and his wife fried.

Lars burnt

FSSSSS!!!

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