Ozzik Sturn
Ozzik Osbourne
Biographical information

Exiled from Malastare for pissing off Dugs and Grans


Darth Secret

Physical description




Hair color


Chronological and political information

Galactic Empire

"Are you ready to rock, Jedi? I'm tired of hunting these filthy Wookiees?"
―Ozzik Osbourne to Darth Secret

Ozzik Osbourne, or Ozzy was a Human who enjoyed hunting. He also enjoyed hunting Wookiees. He captured Princess Leia and R2-D2 because Ozzy wanted to bed her and if she refused, she'd do it with the Wookiees! Every Wookiee had been "hunted" and then Darth Secret showed up. Ozzy was ready to hunt the Jedi, making his sappy dreams come true, but ended up being killed by Secret and his Wookiees, Leia, and Artoo were freed. Leia then did it with Secret. Ozzy's last words were as follows:

"Wait, let's do it in a civil-AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"
―Ozzy's last words

Behind the ScenesEdit

In the PS2 version of the game, Ozzy is a mute.

This article is called Ozzik Osbourne. Ozzik Osbourne has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Ozzik Osbourne can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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