Padme Amidala's Speech

3,263pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

This was a speech made by some death stick smoking whore whose BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! were the size of Jabba The Hutt each. (SCORE!). It was one of her nicer speeches her worst being:

"Fuck every dude who wants to score with me, Aayla Secura or Mara Jade!!!!!!."
―Padme higher than a kite in the senate

The speech itslef (FINALLY) was as follows:

"Screw them, screw Nabooboo and screw you bastards"
―Padme with a Death stick hanging from her mouth
This article is called Padme Amidala's Speech. Padme Amidala's Speech has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Padme Amidala's Speech can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki