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Padme Amidala's Speech

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This was a speech made by some death stick smoking whore whose BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! were the size of Jabba The Hutt each. (SCORE!). It was one of her nicer speeches her worst being:

"Fuck every dude who wants to score with me, Aayla Secura or Mara Jade!!!!!!."
―Padme higher than a kite in the senate

The speech itslef (FINALLY) was as follows:

"Screw them, screw Nabooboo and screw you bastards"
―Padme with a Death stick hanging from her mouth
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