Palpatine's asshairs

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Palpatine's asshairs have de-attached from his body.

"The attack on my life has left me scarrredd.... ouch motherfracker my ass... ohh..."
Palpatine in front of the Galactic Senate

Palpatine's asshairs were brown filaments of hair stretching from the great halls of his other genitalia to his sphincter. They exploded upon the introduction of Force lightning, chafing his rear-end.

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This article is called Palpatine's asshairs. Palpatine's asshairs has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Palpatine's asshairs can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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